Satire: The People v. One Vial Left on the Counter

Satire. Fictional characters and events, written for fun. Nothing here describes real results.

The court: We are here in the matter of the vial found on the counter on Monday morning.

Prosecution: Your honor, the vial was out for the entire weekend. Room temperature. Unforgivable.

Defense: Your honor, my client is a lyophilized powder. It contains almost no water, and water is what most degradation pathways need.

Prosecution: Surely, the longer it sits out, the worse it gets!

Defense: Agreed. Long-term storage should be cold, dry and dark. But a weekend is not a decade. Our witness, the Nasal Wolverine 10mg blend, confirms this with its certificate of analysis.

The court: And if the vial had been reconstituted?

Defense: That is a different case entirely, your honor. A solution is far less forgiving.

The court: Then the vial is fine, but it must be labeled and logged. Court is adjourned. Keep reading.

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