Satire: Horoscopes for Peptides, Week of Dramatic Baselines

Satire. Fictional characters and events, written for fun. Nothing here describes real results.

The stars, like chromatograms, can drift. Here are this week’s readings.

BPC-157 (the Proline Sign)

A fork in the road appears. Fortunately you have four prolines and are used to kinks. Lucky number: 15.

KPV (the Tripeptide)

Be brief. You were born under a short sequence. A conversation will end quicker than expected, and it will be fine. Lucky number: 3. (KPV 10mg)

Tesamorelin (the Long One)

A stranger will try to remove your N-terminus. Your hexenoyl cap holds firm. Lucky number: 44.

Melanotan-2 (the Ring)

You go around in circles this week, and that is by design. Lactam bridge: strong. Lucky number: 7.

NAD+ (the Non-Peptide)

You are not a peptide and you will remind everyone. You are right. Lucky number: 663.

A note

All forecasts are for entertainment. Please check your certificate of analysis for anything serious. Keep reading for next week.

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