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NAD+ Reminds Everyone at the Peptide Conference It Is Not, Technically, a Peptide

Satire. Everything below is a joke about peptide culture. All characters are fictional and nothing here is advice.

“Before we begin,” said NAD+, adjusting its badge, “I’m a dinucleotide.” The peptide conference went silent. “Nicotinamide, adenine, two phosphates. Not a single amide bond between amino acids. I am here as a guest.”

NAD+ 500mg research product from Lucid Aminos

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NAD+ is supplied as a research compound. See storage notes and lab report.

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Key takeaways

  • The joke: a non-peptide at a peptide event.
  • The point: NAD+ is two nucleotides, not amino acids.
  • Its stability depends on pH and moisture.

Reaction

A peptide in the front row asked what, then, it was doing there. NAD+ said it was “metabolically important” and “frequently on the same shelf.” Everyone agreed this was fair.

A handling note

NAD+ also asked everyone to keep it dry and not to introduce it to alkaline buffers. “I’m sensitive,” it said. “In the chemical sense.”

The serious point

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